Boy

Monday through Friday wakey wakey like eggs and bakey; Saturday and Sunday don’t sleep the days away; never half ass anything, always give your all at everything you do; make sure to always fully barbeque your chicken you don’t want to get salmonella; always respect your elders; and treat others the way you want to be treated; treat girls like a princess and not like a toy you want to play with; don’t work to be that man whore that I know you are trying to be. Keep your friends close and your enemies’ closer; always chew with your mouth closed; you don’t want to look like a slob, I didn’t raise a slob; make sure you don’t hang out with the wrong crowd; always remember you are who you associate with. You’re your clothes clean and do you your laundry regularly, take a shower daily, I don’t want my son to smell like the Tacoma aroma. Be a gentleman and open doors; never belch in public;  always behave and don’t act like the man whores you are trying to be like; pick up your room and do your chores; god didn’t give you hand and feet for nothing. Don’t act like a slob and wipe your mouth when you leave the table; be the best you can and never let people influence your decisions; in the end don’t be the man whore others are telling you to be; be respectful and you will go far.